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Seriously seeking a nanny

I am looking into getting a nanny. I mean SERIOUSLY looking into it.

But not the kind you’re thinking of. I want one who will sleep outside, eat out of a bowl and come when I whistle.

I want a Border Collie.

My fascination with this animal (because I am NOT a dog lover) came after Matt and I saw a show about a ranch that used dogs to herd their cattle. And the thought hit me, “I could use one of those for my kids!”

Now, I’m only partly kidding, and mostly I think this is a novel idea.

Matt (who is not so convinced) warned me that the dogs “nip” and “bark” at the cattle to get them to cooperate. That’s fine with me. It will teach the kids not to wander, right?

I can see myself now. Shades on. Feet up. Kids frolicking in the yard. Uh, oh!

Somebody’s escaped! Not to worry, Sally (the name we call most animals at our farm) is on it.

She runs as fast as her legs can carry, barking a warning to the escapee: “Stop or else!”

That child ignores her. Big mistake!

Sally makes a sharp right, cutting the very-near-to-death child runner off, causing him or her to lose footing and come to a halt.

Lesson learned. Child safe. Mom (me) has not ruined the family name by running/screaming/flailing in public.

All is well.

Yep, I need that dog.

Especially since Masen is turning into such a 2-year-old tornado!

In less time than I steal away to use the restroom, he can open the fridge, dump a drink inside, close the fridge, find a chair (from a different room) to drag into the kitchen to find something he “needs” on the counter. Then he will open and dump that much-desired thing, take a bite (not like it), flee the crime scene, and I will find him peacefully (seemingly innocently) watching cartoons with his siblings.

I know you’re thinking that a dog won’t be able to stop him from making messes. BUT, I will have energy in reserves to deal with those extra “Masen” messes because of all the chasing Sally will do for me outside.

I hope you don’t think I’m crazy. Maybe all these kids over these last few years have really gotten to me. Because to me, Sally the Border Collie Oehlschlager sounds like a GREAT idea.

And seeing how life seems to be getting easier and yet harder every day, it is very possible that I might need some live-in help. Unfortunately, God only gave us moms two arms, two eyes and two legs with a bunch of other squishy stuff in between.

He also decided to bless Matt and me with charges with a grand total of eight arms, eight legs and eight eyes.

Hardly even a competition.

I believe with four-legged Sally on my/our team, it should even out the score a bit.

Categories: Animals on the farm Life on the farm


My name is Ginia Oehlschlager and I'm a small-town gal from Missouri. Join me as I document my crazy life on the farm with my husband and four kids. I'm always looking for frugal, simple ways to live the life God set before me. Where faith, family and fun come together on the farm.

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