I am looking into getting a nanny. I mean SERIOUSLY looking into it. But not the kind you’re thinking of. I want one who will sleep outside, eat out of a bowl and come when I whistle. I want a Border Collie.

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I don’t really like animals. They smell, they poop everywhere, they eat a lot, they drink a lot … and the list could go on and on. So why, you may ask, do I live on a farm?

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I know it’s illegal but … I killed a snake.

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